I put the dog on her bed in the hallway.
I snickered at the cats cowering in my bedroom.
I then went around the corner to switch the laundry, that my husband started this afternoon.
I opened the machine.
A towel...attached to a motocross/dirtbike glove.....?
Some cycling shorts.....the ones with the padding 'there'.....another towel.
Motorcross pants. For those of you without dirt-loving spouses......these have layers. Multiple-materials.
Something leather-ish. Some mesh. Ballistic nylon. Velcro. Stuff I don't know about- and I sew.
[I'm afraid to keep looking]
....another towel....attached to the pokey-side of the velcro of the OTHER glove... (sigh)
....two pairs of jeans....one of them MINE (shrieks)
....a hand towel....a RED hand towel......
and hubby's 'under armour' shirt from his motorcross bag...which I know when he's worn it can smell like...well.... a 37 year old 6'6" guy who's been on a dirtbike with 3 layers of clothing, a Camelback, and other stuff on...riding thru dirt, dust, mud, water, brush...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
....and his red/black motorcross socks.....which go on his feet...in his boots, in the mud........
...oh, and our youngest child's teddy bear.
I'm barring the husband from 'helping' with the laundry.
Maybe this is that theory that if men do something so blatantly unhelpful, they won't get asked to help.
(groan)
I snickered at the cats cowering in my bedroom.
I then went around the corner to switch the laundry, that my husband started this afternoon.
I opened the machine.
A towel...attached to a motocross/dirtbike glove.....?
Some cycling shorts.....the ones with the padding 'there'.....another towel.
Motorcross pants. For those of you without dirt-loving spouses......these have layers. Multiple-materials.
Something leather-ish. Some mesh. Ballistic nylon. Velcro. Stuff I don't know about- and I sew.
[I'm afraid to keep looking]
....another towel....attached to the pokey-side of the velcro of the OTHER glove... (sigh)
....two pairs of jeans....one of them MINE (shrieks)
....a hand towel....a RED hand towel......
and hubby's 'under armour' shirt from his motorcross bag...which I know when he's worn it can smell like...well.... a 37 year old 6'6" guy who's been on a dirtbike with 3 layers of clothing, a Camelback, and other stuff on...riding thru dirt, dust, mud, water, brush...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
....and his red/black motorcross socks.....which go on his feet...in his boots, in the mud........
...oh, and our youngest child's teddy bear.
I'm barring the husband from 'helping' with the laundry.
Maybe this is that theory that if men do something so blatantly unhelpful, they won't get asked to help.
(groan)
November 9, 2009 7:18 PM
Well, I'll say we're at a tie since the teddy bear was in there....but goose poo is certain a hard one to contend with. :-)