The Laundry Pit

....and I'm taling to my siamese.....both of them.....about the great dane sleeping in the hallway.

I'm talking to my two meezers....who are at the foot of the bed....on the bed, and under the bed, respectively.

I'm talking to the two furry idiots about the much larger furry idiot that's asleep. In the hallway.

I'm talking to my two very paranoid cats about the dog.... in the hallway. Ignoring them.

I'm still talking to my two felines.....who are bottle-brushing and posturing.....while the dog snores.

Bushi, my snowshoe, will. not. take. his. eyes. off. the. dog. His..............body................however................ is.................moving.............
in...........slow...........motion.
One...............paw................
at.............a..............time.
Like......................
there..................
is.............a.............bomb.......nearby.

I need to get video.

Goonie, our burmese, well.............he's just under the bed. 
A large cocoa-puff comes out now and then and postures, bottle-brushes...and then retreats.

The. dog. snores. on.

Come on, boys.  This is like two high school boys checking out a grad-student girl. 
They are all worked up, and she could not care less.
She flicks an ear and they both jump.

Really, babies. She's just not that into you. Good night.