10. Being rational is overrated.
9. Staring at someone will eventually drive them bananas.
8. Racing thru the house for no apparent reason makes you very interesting to observers.
7. People treat you with more respect and servitude if they think you could flip out at any time.
6. Glare at people now and then.
5. Love up to people when they least expect it.
4. Find a spot in the sun, and park it.
3. Get comfy and then play dumb when people want you to move.
2. Hiss when you don't get your way.
1. Being gorgeous and learning to sulk properly are profitable, and powerful, life-long attributes.
9. Staring at someone will eventually drive them bananas.
8. Racing thru the house for no apparent reason makes you very interesting to observers.
7. People treat you with more respect and servitude if they think you could flip out at any time.
6. Glare at people now and then.
5. Love up to people when they least expect it.
4. Find a spot in the sun, and park it.
3. Get comfy and then play dumb when people want you to move.
2. Hiss when you don't get your way.
1. Being gorgeous and learning to sulk properly are profitable, and powerful, life-long attributes.
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