The Laundry Pit

I want to know if the "Rhino-liner" company that does the spray-on pickup-truck beds has something for my house.

I want to know if they can back up a dump-truck or cement-truck sized vehicle with a tank to my driveway/garage door, run a hose...and proceed to hose down my house with a tough....scratch resistant coating....

over everything. EVERYTHING.


I want Rhino-lined furniture.
I want Rhino-lined carpets.
I want Rhino-lined bannisters on the stairs, and mouldings on the doors.
I want Rhino-lined window-sills and thresholds.
I want Rhino-lined cabinet doors.

I want my closet Rhino-lined.
I want the spray-on shoes that the guy had in "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs."



I want nothing in my house to be vulnerable....

I....have a Great Dane puppy coming. :)
I must prepare to be chewed.